vivi266:

we have to be silly together it’s an imperative i can’t do this alone

Anonymous asked:

what are your pronouns?

calware answered:

i lost them in the divorce sadly

calware:

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Anonymous asked:

i keep my dick sharp by meticulously grinding it against a stone

direwoman answered:

i don’t claim to be the best blacksmith in whiterun, eorlund greymane has that honor

subrosadraco:

jupiter-suggestion:

consider the sperm whale and the squid. an ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. we know the whales eat the squids. we know the squids do not make it easy for them. we know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. how badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? inside your gut?

consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.

This post is about lactose intolerance I can smell it.